Ahh, the humble cookie: a Furcadian staple since 2003, and favourite of Christmas Cattens and festive Phoenixes alike. In the oncoming winter, what could be more comforting, while the windowpanes rattle with icy wind, and snowdrifts coat the land, than to fill your oven up with scrumptious, soothingly scented cookies? Crumbly and gooey, perfumed with delicious holiday spices, and accented by silky-smooth and refreshingly zesty jam, these cookies are flawless.
Onward!
FOR THE JAM
Preparation time: Overnight
Cooking time: One hour
- 1 kilo pongo fruit
- 4 cups Flox nectar
- 1/2 a Kasurian lemon, juiced and zested
- A knob of butter
Method:
1. The night before you want to make the jam, halve the pongo fruits, and bin any dodgy ones. They should be pretty and jewel-pink, not furry or decomposing.
2. Throw your halved pongo fruits into a bowl, and then pour half of the nectar on top. Mix them around nice and gently, and then cover and refrigerate overnight. Also place a saucer in the freezer.
3. The next morning, wash up five jam jars, and then put them in the oven at 275F for at least half an hour to sterilise.
4. Pour the contents of the refrigerated bowl into a big pan, then add the rest of the nectar, and the lemon juice. Stir this gloopy delight together over a gentle heat.
5. Bring the pan to the boil. Every ten minutes, check the setting point by letting a drop of jam fall onto the cold saucer. If it's sliding around all over the place like molten lead, it's not set yet. If, however, you poke it and it wrinkles, then your jam is ready.
6. Turn off the heat, and stir in your butter. If you have any weird scum floating on the surface, skim it off with a large spoon.
7. Let the jam cool for about ten minutes, while you remove the now sterilised jars from the oven.
8. Stir the jam, and then ladle it into your jars. Cover the top of each jar with a disc of wax paper, and then stick the lids back on.
9. Take a moment to marvel at your wondrous creation. Realise that you have never seen anything quite so shockingly pink. Tear up slightly at the sight of the beautiful little nuggets of pongo fruit bathing in a thick, delectable magenta nectar, shot through with delicate buttery swirls of lemon zest.
And then start making cookies, because really, what else are we here for?
FOR THE COOKIES
Preparation time: Ten minutes
Cooking time: Ten minutes
- 3/4 cup of butter, softened
- 1/2 cup Flox nectar
- 2 kiwi egg yolks
- 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
- 2 teaspoons Aegyptian vanilla extract
- 1 teaspoon Theriopolian cinnamon
- 1 teaspoon ground ginger from the Katenga Coast
- 1/2 cup pongo jam, prepared earlier
Method:
1. In a bowl, cream together the butter, nectar, and kiwi egg yolks, and add the vanilla extract. Mix in the flour a bit at a time until a soft, pliable dough forms.
2. Throw in the cinnamon and ground ginger. Your kitchen now smells like the holiday season. Are you feeling festive yet? Drink eggnog if you feel so inclined. Hang up some mistletoe!
3. Roll the dough into balls that are about one inch in diameter.
4. Place your dough balls on a cookie sheet about two inches apart. Using your finger, poke a hole in the middle of each cookie, and then fill each hole with half a teaspoon of lush, gloopy pongo jam.
5. Bake for eight to ten minutes at 375F, until the cookies are golden brown, your kitchen is a cauldron of holiday spices, and you can't stand any more waiting.
6. Remove from the oven, and place on wire racks. Then -- and this is of the greatest importance -- take one of the cookies and stuff it in your mouth without regret. Realise that it was really hot, but decide to not care because it is perfection distilled into cookie form.
Enjoy!